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hoomie:

lifeisliterallylimited:

NYPD twitter campaign implodes, flooded with photos of police abuse

Just before 2 pm EDT, the New York City Police Department called via Twitter for photos of citizens with its officers. Almost immediately the campaign #myNYPD seemed to backfire, as users flooded the hashtag with photos decrying alleged police brutality.

Yesssssss

I’m always forgetting to do my shots these past 18-or-so months. I wish I still looked forward to shot days, but now they are just an inconvenience. 

arikhaldan:

1 year 10 months post-op.

arikhaldan:

1 year 10 months post-op.

Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.

- my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via maarnayeri)

senjukannon:

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

"How do I take a scoop of ice cream from the hand of an illiterate, poorly-dressed banker without being noticed?"
"How do I take a scorpion to the prom?"
"How do I take a scathing literary review and use it to inform my decision about the potential purchase of a book?"
"How do I take a scalpel from a leprechaun?"
"How do I take a scallywag and turn him into a good, upright gent?"
"How do I take a screenplay from a movie writer and burn it before they can finish the film?"
"How do I take a scaly fish and transform it into a marmot?"

senjukannon:

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

  • "How do I take a scoop of ice cream from the hand of an illiterate, poorly-dressed banker without being noticed?"
  • "How do I take a scorpion to the prom?"
  • "How do I take a scathing literary review and use it to inform my decision about the potential purchase of a book?"
  • "How do I take a scalpel from a leprechaun?"
  • "How do I take a scallywag and turn him into a good, upright gent?"
  • "How do I take a screenplay from a movie writer and burn it before they can finish the film?"
  • "How do I take a scaly fish and transform it into a marmot?"

By  Benoit.P on flickr 

By  Benoit.P on flickr 

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inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

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abandonedography:

Mossy carpet at an abandoned hotel
Photo by Matthias Lochmann

abandonedography:

Mossy carpet at an abandoned hotel

Photo by Matthias Lochmann

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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sassydragon:

cryaotic:

activeobserver:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

"Women: don’t report when you get raped, it makes men look bad, and Men: Don’t get raped, it makes other men look bad. But instead of spending our infinite white American dollars trying to educate children and take steps towards stopping rape culture, we’re going to spend NO money and just tell you the above."

This pisses me off something fierce - but what also pisses me off is they skipped 3.

What the fuck did 3 do?

Apparently they count 1, 2, 4

fiseebilillah:

REAL TALK

fiseebilillah:

REAL TALK

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