Carpe Omnius

Sep 16

Thank you everyone for your kind words about Tegan’s passing. I’ll miss her dearly.

Sep 15

My sweet Tegan passed away last night. I hate knowing that I wasn’t there to say goodbye. Who knew losing a pet would hurt this much :/

Sep 14

(Source: kharper61, via sneakysalsa)

big-wired:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

I feel better about my own mistakes now O.O

"Whoops!"

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY O.O;

Oh my god, I would NOT want to be the one to clean that up.

big-wired:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

I feel better about my own mistakes now O.O

"Whoops!"

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY O.O;

Oh my god, I would NOT want to be the one to clean that up.

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caramelblackness:

youngblackandvegan:

humansofnewyork:

"I’m glad I had a daughter. Ever since my grandmother died, I’ve needed the female energy in my life. It’s good energy. I mean, when things go wrong, another man can tell you that everything is going to be OK. But not like a woman can."

Amen

Where there is a woman, there is magic!!!

caramelblackness:

youngblackandvegan:

humansofnewyork:

"I’m glad I had a daughter. Ever since my grandmother died, I’ve needed the female energy in my life. It’s good energy. I mean, when things go wrong, another man can tell you that everything is going to be OK. But not like a woman can."

Amen

Where there is a woman, there is magic!!!

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ard-al-burtuqal:

my ride

ard-al-burtuqal:

my ride

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sammevank said: You. Are. Gorgeous/Amazing. If you lived in/around Chicago I would date you in a heartbeat.

Aw, thank you! You are far too kind :)

Sep 13

“Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.” — "You’re not like other girls." Shut up. (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: escapedgoat, via pretty-shou)

3.5 years on testosterone.

It’s insane to even think about that. Now it feels like it flew by, but I remember that first year dragged on. It’s strange to be at a place where you know that you won’t see any other physical changes, other than what naturally happens through aging. Pretty much I’m just living my life these days, which is what we’re all searching for to begin with, right?

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shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

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officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine

officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine

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