Carpe Omnius

Apr 23

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I’m always forgetting to do my shots these past 18-or-so months. I wish I still looked forward to shot days, but now they are just an inconvenience. 

arikhaldan:

1 year 10 months post-op.

arikhaldan:

1 year 10 months post-op.

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“Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.” — my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via maarnayeri)

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senjukannon:

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

"How do I take a scoop of ice cream from the hand of an illiterate, poorly-dressed banker without being noticed?"
"How do I take a scorpion to the prom?"
"How do I take a scathing literary review and use it to inform my decision about the potential purchase of a book?"
"How do I take a scalpel from a leprechaun?"
"How do I take a scallywag and turn him into a good, upright gent?"
"How do I take a screenplay from a movie writer and burn it before they can finish the film?"
"How do I take a scaly fish and transform it into a marmot?"

senjukannon:

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

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By  Benoit.P on flickr 

By  Benoit.P on flickr 

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abandonedography:

Mossy carpet at an abandoned hotel
Photo by Matthias Lochmann

abandonedography:

Mossy carpet at an abandoned hotel

Photo by Matthias Lochmann

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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fiseebilillah:

REAL TALK

fiseebilillah:

REAL TALK

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